I love Joey Comeau!!

Hello! Today I am going to get a slushie and I am going to fill it with alcohol. This will be awesome for me, but it will suck for Future Joey. Man, that guy is going to hate me. I wonder how long I have before I wake up one day and realize that I am no longer fucking Future Joey, but am instead being fucked. I better hurry up ( Read more... )

I fucking LOVE Joey Comeau. He's such a weird guy, a really avant garde type of writer. He actually reminds me of my friend Dan. Anyway, he wrote this:

I've been thinking. You could make a map of the city's pay phones. You could mark them all down and carefully choose your targets. Then pick some rare combination of flagged words. How often do you ( Read more... )